Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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