some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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