I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
So. Much. Porn.
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