so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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