Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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