He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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