Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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