You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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