absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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