I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
