She's JV to your varsity
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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