Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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