he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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