Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
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I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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