ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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