I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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