I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Do vagina's smell?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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