I want to have your abortion
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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