So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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