K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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