Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I just want to make out with him forever
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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