This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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