Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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