You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
This house was built for laser tag.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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