Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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