Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
birth control should be required to get into college
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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