Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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