is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Me too!
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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