I'm going to jail i love you
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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