Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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