you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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