It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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