Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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