At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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