she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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