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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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