yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
