just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
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they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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