let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Will exercising make me less horny?
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