Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize
