Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
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Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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