I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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