Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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