Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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