Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
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So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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