Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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