I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
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You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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