As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
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just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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