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  • Stop looking into the mirror and cut ur f$

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:54pm
  • I bet this was sent by a white guy in a sideways cap. Maybe if you're getting really ugly girls, you're a really ugly guy. And possibly retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:44pm
  • This isn't science class, opposites attract doesn't work in the real world. If you're attracting ugly, you're probably really ugly yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:51am
  • does your 2 inch cock even get erect?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:33am
  • just because you thumbed yourself up 11:14 doesn't make you clever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:34pm
  • Nobody owes a dumbass like you anything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:07pm
  • talking like this, op should take whatever he can get.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 10:57am
  • 11:07 is one of those ugly bitches....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:14pm
  • though there's a poetic quality to your vulgarity, you're obviously a fool. beggars can't be chosers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:37am
  • 11:41, that was u callin me askin for some Josh? Lmfao I'm pissed someone put my # here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:44pm
  • The correct way to say that is that woman was so ugly that she owes you some arrousal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 7:35pm
  • I've heard this in some joke thing somewhere...fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:20pm
  • wow 2:37 you type so eloquently :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:46am
  • @ 7:35 no the correct way to say it was how he said it, bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:16am
  • really? TFLN is not only excepting "your momma" jokes but now "she was so ugly...." jokes as well....awww sad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:43am
  • Arthur is here bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:32am
  • Sounds like a personal problem, not HER problem. Your penis is probably ugly. What does the poor girl get for having to look at that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 4:52am
  • hahahahah sucks for you man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 9:19pm
  • Yeah definitely a guys fault when a chick is ugly, that makes total sense, feminnazis on this site kill it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 8:03am
  • Haha, I've called some of those numbers for you guys. :) the 914 area code was this one guy and he was asleep

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:41pm
  • You suck. This is why white kids should stop listening to rap. Thier best urban speak sounds like an in living color joke that was cut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 5:35pm
  • Lol... If she's that bad you shouldve walked away. I bet youre dressed like K Fed tho so maybe you attract ugly women and couldn't turn down some pussy? Sounds like it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 5:48pm
  • Flip her over and fuck her ass!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 9:47am
  • That's so mean yet so true and I love it!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:23pm
  • One of the funniest txt ever. Hahahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:15am
  • bag it and fuck it. Then don't look at it and walk away. Don't give it your name or number and it will just go away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:43pm
  • Is there even such thing as an attractive penis? It's purely function over form down there in my opinion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 8:16am
  • Lmfao she owes me an erection

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:15am