bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
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Stop looking into the mirror and cut ur f$
Cut my fadollars?
I bet this was sent by a white guy in a sideways cap. Maybe if you're getting really ugly girls, you're a really ugly guy.
And possibly retarded.
does your 2 inch cock even get erect?
This isn't science class, opposites attract doesn't work in the real world. If you're attracting ugly, you're probably really ugly yourself.
Nobody owes a dumbass like you anything.
just because you thumbed yourself up 11:14 doesn't make you clever.
talking like this, op should take whatever he can get.
though there's a poetic quality to your vulgarity, you're obviously a fool. beggars can't be chosers.
11:07 is one of those ugly bitches....
I've heard this in some joke thing somewhere...fake
11:41, that was u callin me askin for some Josh? Lmfao I'm pissed someone put my # here
@ 7:35 no the correct way to say it was how he said it, bitch.
The correct way to say that is that woman was so ugly that she owes you some arrousal.
really? TFLN is not only excepting "your momma" jokes but now "she was so ugly...." jokes as well....awww sad
Arthur is here bitches
wow 2:37 you type so eloquently :)
You suck. This is why white kids should stop listening to rap. Thier best urban speak sounds like an in living color joke that was cut.
Sounds like a personal problem, not HER problem.
Your penis is probably ugly. What does the poor girl get for having to look at that?
That's so mean yet so true and I love it!!!
Haha, I've called some of those numbers for you guys. :) the 914 area code was this one guy and he was asleep
One of the funniest txt ever. Hahahaha.
Flip her over and fuck her ass!!!
hahahahah sucks for you man
Yeah definitely a guys fault when a chick is ugly, that makes total sense, feminnazis on this site kill it.
Lol... If she's that bad you shouldve walked away. I bet youre dressed like K Fed tho so maybe you
attract ugly women and couldn't turn down some pussy? Sounds like it...
bag it and fuck it. Then don't look at it and walk away. Don't give it your name or number and it will just go away
Is there even such thing as an attractive penis? It's purely function over form down there in my opinion.
Lmfao she owes me an erection