We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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