went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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