How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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