her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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