Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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