Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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