there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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