You're completely useless in the revolution.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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