that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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