Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Acid is not a monday night drug
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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