it hurts more in the daytime
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
We had sex on a dog bed..
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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